Waiting for the Big Cheese at the 'V.A.T. Bunker' in Dover to respond to my manifesto has started to create tension.. ........
I guess that's the job of a government department.......
try pi*s everyone off at all times......doesn't matter one bit if they pay their taxes.......and some..........(I'm cool though, it's a waiting game.....trying to wear me out......a war of attrition)
Even the cobwebs in The Old Sidevalve Bar' are wound up as tight as catapults........should a silk strand ping then a big hairy Yorkshireshireshire spider could be launched into orbit .......I know, not a place to be with such danger. But, Albert has to vintafake, life carries on.......
A quick rummage in my secret stock found just the thing.
8mm central heating pipe and an assortment of compression fittings......
Look like real old J.A.P. oil lines to me.....?
No ? Well they will do soon....
Step one - Drill holes in appropriate places...and mount brass unions to
'VBobber Super Lube System'
Step two - With the skill of a Master Craftsman pass the copper pipe between the obstacles, frequently annealing to maintain some flexibility...and shaping artistically with finger and thumb.....
Step three - Solder pipe to brass connections.
Not finished yet, but I thought you'd like to see progress.....So, now you know.
Fill my flagon with dark ale wench...
let's celebrate, for no spider has been launched today.....
