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Sunday 16 February 2014

Yorkshireshireshire is all awash ! Phuff - Nah, darn sarff stuff...

Greetings - Albert 'kingcrunchynuts' Crackleport here ! Ha ! Bet you thought I'd been washed away in the floods that have reaped havoc over the the low lands of Blighty...
Nah, Yorkshireshireshire my friends is an old roman settlement built on high hillocks.....
Safe for all eternity, one small step away from the Gods ! (Just in case we need spiritual help)
Floods are for southerners...

So, the rain it lashed and lashed....and as mentioned in my last blog entry I sent Posh out into the raging seas dressed only in her micro-gaunches to save the beer....
Successful ? oh yes, the beer survived and Posh will recover in time I'm told.

But, thats not the end...... the rains eventually stopped and the winds they did start.....Oh how they howled around 'The Old Sidevalve Bar' So strong was the draught it blew mi tilley out !


Damage was indeed inflicted on a major part of the building........
The Churchill Victory Glove is still saluting
The flag of the Empire is still raised
But, the pointing 'B' arrow the guides the way to Oilyracer HQ in Balen DC Belgium will no more give comfort and assurance to disciples who follow the long and winding road to Vintafake-mecca.
Broken it be !.....


Now what ?
Beer I guess, POSH ! Make mine a double.