Monday, 21 March 2011
There's nothing worse than a flue that blows gas out from any old direction..........
No rusty orifice was left unturned in the search.
It didn't take long, I found it in an old margarine tub full of Virago differential gears.
Just thinkin'...........will this Big Moon have an effect on Heidi.................will she suck the blood of any young choir boy that happens to ride her pillion....................
Well I for one ain't riding Heidi after dark till I know ! (and I ain't no choir boy either !)
Sunday, 20 March 2011
Crikey ! what a pace..........brake done, forks done.....next !
Torn gaiters will never do......Superglue..........reet grand, stuck solid.
Thats all for now folks, the sun is nearly past the yardarm and that means time to fill mi flagon and reflect on life.
Thursday, 17 March 2011
For underneath those brown warehouse coats were 2 of Europes most wanted......Master minds at organising the illegal imigration of at least 1000 Bettaware Salemen into the UK over the last 10 years. You have been warned ! Do not buy 'Instant Drain Unblocker' from strangers.....
Excitement over, I had to turn my attentions to Heidis brake. It was just me and her ! The 2 of us searching for answers to a mystery that had puzzled Lord Timberlake for many years. How come when a big handful was pulled the world seemed to progress at the same speed.......?
Mystery over, behold, for after much bashing with Thor on a stiff spindle all was revealed.
The poor girl had no linings left. The only retardation was achieved by the lever grinding on the wheel hub
How good is that ? Mystery solved and less Bettaware men roaming the streets of Blighty. I'll say thats a very very very good week.................
Sunday, 13 March 2011
Crikey ! ! ! She like her adorements bold and brash. The biggest and best in town.
Well you've got to agree she deserves it after hiding in the shadows of Ducatis and BMW's which have shared her damp abode for many years.
Listen guys - a word of warning... There's enough power in that spring to pop anyones cork, or even everyones cork together if need be.....
I think it suits her....
Do you ? Notice the 'old hasbeen tiddler' lying along side. No comparison.
More hot news........incoming at this moment...........I've had an email from Dr. Caligari and his assistant Igor Golem. They claim to be top M.Z. racing brake technicians and are offering to advise on Heidi's poorly front stopper. Hum......will keep you posted on this one
Albert over and out.
Saturday, 12 March 2011
I stand before you fellow countrymen......a better man ! A trusted being of Blightys heritage.
Yes.....I am the chosen one. Picked from many hopefuls to hold and protect the 'National Spring Collection'. Held for countless years in the county of cornish pasties it has now travelled north to the land of Yorkshire puddings and it's rightful home alongside other rare (but secret) objects in 'The Old Sidevalve Bar'. A huge tin treasure chest (which probably many years ago held the Royal Chocolate Digestives) has protected this delicate assortment of steel coils from the ravages of time. The gorgeous aroma of mill oil that wafts up when opening the aforementioned container has to be experienced to be believed.........wonderful......truly magnificent.....
I shall be bestowing one of these rarities on Heidi. Which one ? Whichever fits best.......
May the measuring commence.........
Sunday, 6 March 2011
What would you give for such a rare thing in the time of need ? I put £10.20 on the phantom bidder to more than cover my estimate and waited, waited, and waited. Crikey ! there's a world shortage of the things !
Saturday, 5 March 2011
Listen guys, don't worry about Britt, Ingridd, Anni-Frid, Ingerborg and of course Brunhilde, I'll be updating them with news on Heidi soon. They'll wait ! (They'll have to ! I'm mid-way thru boiling mi rhubub !)
Alb over and out......................
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
'Hurry over boys - Stockholm awaits'.... xxxxxxx luv ya !
I'm thinkin' there's more to this M.Z. ownership than meets the eye..........