Ze leetle Jurman was fighting back until ze end but ya Uncle Albert was victorious.
Cautious that the previous rough treatment of Heidi may have caused Brunhilde to set sail for Blighty with reinforcements I invited some back-up over to 'The Old Sidevalve Bar' for the final phase of 'Operation Smokey Silencer'
A Master in his chosen field.......and holder of the Royal Seal of Approval for Metal Polishing Basil K' Splutterpipe would defend the rear as I, Albert Crackleport attacked Heidi's Bottom. Not a pretty sight after years of neglect, but someone had to do it !
Tight screws with cheesy heads...........I've had this before, quick as a flash I reached for my trusty impact driver. Sourced many years ago from Auntie Wainwrights Tool Emporium it once again proved its worth. Three and a tanner well spent !
Lord of Timberlake had reported of grumbling main bearings and a suspect big end the last time he was astride Heidi giving her some beans.
I have examined that region closely my Lord. Fear not, with new balls she will be as good as any man could want. The big end luckily lives to tell the tale........
I shall order shiney balls next week.
In the meantime Heidi will be getting a good soak and scrubbing......No more dirty Heidi.
Jealous ? You will be.
Until the next time join me in a rendition of this famous Berlin drinking song-
Die Heimat-Jungen Kamen
Die Überwundenen Heimat-Jungen.
Wir sind die Heimat-Jungen von 'der Alten Sidevalve Bar'Segnen Sie 'Die Alte Sidevalve Bar' und alle, wer ihre bauchigen Weinflaschen innerhalb ihrer erheben..
Ya. Ya. Ya!