Greetings to all those who have tuned into tonights helping of Vintafaker. It could be worse...........you could be tuned into 'Britains Got Talent'. and what a total waste of chuffin' time that would be.........
Vintafaker blogspot is all about real life...........about.real guys with oily overalls........... about real guys with dirty fingernails.... Yep.... Oily babe magnets who refuse to wear Tighty Whities for fear of restricting their creative juices..........
Anyway's, tonight your oilyblogscribbler Albert Crackleport would like to inform his digital chums that the 'National Vinegar Collection' has reached record volume. Hurrah !
In fact so huge is the collection now that the British Chip Chomping Society have lobbied their Euro M.P. in a bid to keep some vinegar stocks available for sprinkling on their fried spuds....and of course preserving the occassional pickled egg.
Bollocks ! I need this vinegar (and more besides)...........It's a tough world out there.....every chip for himself, that's what I say...
Hey, Raquel.....Fill mi flagon with a splash of ale, and feast ya eyes on the biggest in Blighty.........
Yabba Dabba...did ya say it was bearskin time again......Uuggg Uuugggggh....
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Thursday, 16 May 2013
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